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Valentine's Heartache

Whether you're lost in a haze of love or superbly single, we think we can all agree that Valentine's Day can be a little OTT. From overcrowded restaurants to £50 roses, it can be pretty hard to live up to the hype, even for the most loved-up among us. But if you’re still mourning the bae that got away, rest assured that nothing remedies a broken heart like a series of terrible coconut-related puns. So with this in mind, we took some time off work to see who could come up with the cringiest – and ultimately be crowned Coco HQ’s king/queen of puns. Here are some of our favourites: 20170208_131709
"All this coconut butter, but I still couldn't butter you up"
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"All this savoury sauce, but you're still salty"
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"All these boxes, but we still couldn't fit in"
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"All this sugar but you still ain't sweet"
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"All this coconut nectar but you're still not my honey"
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"All these dressings but I never got you undressed"
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"All this wall but you still left me blue"
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"All this coconut water but you're still thirsty"
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"All this oil, but I still let you slip away"
Like what you see? Think you could do better? Let us know @coconutmerchant – you might even see your break-up banter featured on our pages! And as always, remember what they say: a coco-family is for life, not just for Valentine’s Day.
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